u deserve someone who makes ur heart feel like 2:40 of hannah hunt all the time

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Jul 11 13:25 with 15,558 notes


people be like “are you really going to miss out on a potential friendship just because someone doesnt share your views on feminism/racism/etc.” and i’m like “ya lol”

Jul 07 21:47 with 123,084 notes




What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

Jul 07 20:02 with 158,105 notes


Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.

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Jul 02 23:11 with 264,907 notes


you what is insulting? one of the best villains in all of science fiction is described as a northern indian sikh and they cast him as the single whitest guy they could find. His name was Khan Noonien Singh not jerry from accounting 

Jul 01 21:39 with 3,267 notes
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