what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick

(Source: anticrystalist)

Apr 16 20:36 with 396,569 notes


***holds you at gunpoint*** it’s a metaphor you see, I put the killing thing to your head but by not pulling the trigger I don’t go give it the power to do its killing, wait no, don’t call the police, it’s a metaphor

Apr 16 19:31 with 2,869 notes


Going to a Vampire Weekend concert is worth it just for Baio’s dance moves alone. 


Apr 16 19:31 with 265 notes

And I hope you’re holding hands by New Year’s Eve,
They made it far too easy to believe
That true romance can’t be achieved these days…

(Source: simon-beetlebum)

Apr 16 19:30 with 2,202 notes


I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

Apr 16 19:05 with 4,977 notes
The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you’ll go.
― Dr. Seuss (via observando)

Apr 16 19:05 with 958 notes


the aight gatsby

Apr 16 18:20 with 126,276 notes
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